The bard of Nazarick meets Lupusregina Beta
"Well, well! If it isn't the master's newest pet human! Helloooo there cutie!" Lupusregina sat herself right next to David in the cafeteria, at which point CZ Delta whacked her over the head from behind eliciting a surprised yelp from the lycanthrope maid.
"Please don't mind her David, she can be like this sometimes." David wasn't sure what to think, but as was the misfortune of his age, species, and gender, he let his libido do the thinking for him in that moment. Lupusregina was the hottest single woman in Nazarick as far as David was concerned, and he'd put up with torture if it meant she'd call him a cutie!
"It's no trouble, I like that about her! If anything, I'd like to become much closer friends with her!" CZ raised a mechanical eyebrow, while Lupusregina smiled quite wickedly. The look on the werewolf's face was one part arousing, and one part terrifying. It was like the look of a huntress that just spotted its prey.
"Interesting. You know, if you're seriously interested in me, I could invite you to my room later." David's eyes bulged, and his face lit up with embarrassment at such a bold proposition. Was this really happening!? The Lupusregina interested in him!? His fantasies were suddenly dashed to pieces by her laughter, her fist pounding the table in a fit of glee.
"Oh he really is interested CZ! That's adorable! Ahahaha! Oh man, did you see his face!? He totally-OW!" Once again Lupusregina received a smack from the cyborg maid, and this time David was feeling less sympathetic. Of course she had been teasing and toying with him, that's exactly what Lupusregina Beta did with humans. He should have learned from her time in Carne Village.
"David is a trusted ally of Nazarick, remember? Those were the very words of our master. It's rude to make fun of him." CZ was glaring at her fellow maid, but Lupusregina was still laughing and smiling brightly, even while rubbing the back of her head.
"Aww, don't be like that you two! I said could remember? That didn't mean I was offering. I wasn't exactly making fun of him either, more like... I was testing him to see if he could handle me. I'm the kind of girl who gets a bit rough with her toys, and our cutie here looks like he'd snap from just an errant pounce. So I wanted to see if he was made of sturdier stuff emotionally." CZ despite being a cyborg with very little emotions looked disgusted, while David actually did manage to smile.
"You know what miss Lupusregina Beta? I might be a bit twiggy like you said, but you might be surprised how sturdy I really am. I probably wouldn't mind you breaking a few of my bones if it meant getting that invitation for real." That statement took both maids by surprise, with CZ's disgusted look turned towards him now, and Lupusregina grinning that evil grin of a cat cornering a mouse. CZ stood up at this point, getting ready to leave their table.
"David, if you wish to bring suffering upon yourself I won't stop you, but I'd prefer not to hear the details any further." As CZ delta was about to leave, Lupusregina grabbed her wrist with a pout.
"Aww, sit back down CZ! David and I can flirt later, but you promised you'd back me up for this, remember?" CZ seemed to hesitate for a moment, and then reluctantly sat back down. David was a bit confused by what they meant by this, but figured maybe he'd find out.
"So David! CZ and I were really impressed by that song about Lord Ainz! It's so rare to find humans who can appreciate how awesome he is, and your song was seriously badass! It's no wonder Lord Ainz has invited you to stay on with us full time! I'm dying to hear you play that again!" David was shocked to hear such kind praise from Lupusregina, particularly when he knew she was a sadist who tended to view humans more like toys. He knew Ainz had told everyone to treat him like a trusted member of Nazarick, but was she really willing to overlook his humanity so fast? Or was she teasing him again?
"I agree. I do not know much about music, but I found yours to be pleasing. Your way with words and your use of a death knight choir were inspiring. It was a tribute to our lord that I am certain all of Nazarick would enjoy." CZ's praise was slightly less surprising since he heard of her friendship with the archer in the holy kingdom. She still had rather dampened emotions thanks to being a cyborg, so he was a little surprised his music had such an effect on her, but the subject material probably helped with that.
"Wow... thank you ladies! I'll admit, I'm pretty thrilled to have you like it so much! It came out even better than I'd hoped, and I'm already planning on working on another song soon." No sooner had he finished saying it, did Lupusregina lean closer into his personal space with her eyes sparkling.
"REALLY!? What's the next one going to be about!? Ainz!? The other supreme beings!? The floor guardians!? Come on! Tell me, tell me, tell me!" Despite Lupusregina's enthusiasm, CZ Delta was not intervening with a whack to the werewolf girl anymore. It seemed she'd washed her hands of protecting him from her, which honestly? He was pretty okay with Lupusregina being all over him. This girl had a body that made him downright dizzy, and she seemed rather lax in preventing said body from pressing up against him in a myriad of interesting ways, as she tried to get information out of him.
"Well honestly? I was thinking my next song might be about the Pleiades." This seemed to make both maids quite interested, and even CZ was getting into his personal space, excitement overcoming them both.
"Please let me serve as inspiration for your work. It would be my greatest honor to bring glory to Ainz Ooal Gown." CZ had taken hold of his hand which was embarrassing enough, but then Lupusregina also chimed in. "Me too! Me too! I want my own verse!"
David didn't want to, but he was feeling a bit too crowded and overheated, so he pushed both women back off of him just a little bit. He loved that he basically had adoring fans, especially VIP fans like these two, but he could only handle so much at once. "Ladies please! I promise it will be suitably epic, but you'll drive me to an early grave before I can finish if you come at me all at once like that."
CZ nodded and sat back down, but Lupusregina was chuckling, giving David a playful smile, while still clinging to him. "Where's the David who's ready to risk a few broken bones for the sake of being invited to my bedroom, hmm? What's a little smothering between friends?"
David could scarcely control himself with just how brazen this girl was! He was this close to throwing caution to the wind, and trying to kiss her and risk a pulverization if she didn't want it. But he was just barely sane and rational enough to realize he was still in the cafeteria, and it would be inappropriate to make such a scene. "Who was it who said she'd only said could? Are you changing your tune now cute stuff? Do you plan to sweep me off my feet and whisk me away to your boudoir? Because I see little reason to indulge you otherwise."
David was taking the chance to tease her right back, thinking he'd finally one upped her at her own game. How very wrong she proved he was. With the strength of the monster that she was, she hoisted David up off his seat, and had him bodily draped over one shoulder like a sack of potatoes, his arms and legs dangling in midair. "Well you heard the man! I'll see you all later everybody, I'm gonna go break in the new guy."
David's dignity was shot with just that one action. This was possibly the least manly moment of his life, and CZ wouldn't even turn her head to look at the two of them. "Now wait a minute, you don't have to-"
"You're the one who laid down the ground rules, I'm just following them~! You never specified how I swept you off your feet, so you don't get to complain." Lupusregina was all smiles as she started to walk away from their table with David in tow.
"CZ? Can't you talk some sense into her? I haven't even eaten yet!" David looked pleadingly at the cyborg's back, but she merely waved him off.
"I warned you about her, but you ignored my warnings. You're on your own now." He supposed she did have a point, but this was so humiliating! Everyone was watching, tons of the maids were laughing at him, and Lupusregina was even groping his butt in public! He might have expected this kind of behavior from Gagaran of Blue Rose, but not Lupusregina!
"Don't worry David, I'll take very good care of you." That last bit was said with low tones that made him gulp, blush, and made a tent in his pants that Lupusregina noticed.
"HAHAHA! Ahhh, you're going to be so much fun to tease if you get turned on that easily!"
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"Lord Ainz, I know you have your heart set on letting David stay in Nazarick and making use of his bardic talents, but might I offer you a suggestion?" Ainz had asked to meet with Demiurge privately because he felt the demon was the most objective when it came to assessing David, not only as an ally, but a potential threat. All that being said, David seemed like a pretty trustworthy young man, so Demiurge's words disturbed him slightly.
"Is there a problem Demiurge? Do you perhaps object to David joining Nazarick?" Ainz templed his fingers before him as he sat at his desk, and Demiurge smiled shaking his head, which gave Ainz an inward bout of relief.
"Not at all my lord, and I apologize if my tone in any way suggested I doubted your wisdom. On the contrary, I think that David may be the source for yet another opportunity. One that you may have already considered, but you might be more hesitant to implement." Ainz... was lost. What the hell was Demiurge up to now!? Should he be worried? Well he was pretty sure he knew one way to get answers.
"As you well know Demiurge, I am a man of countless plans, and David has provided me with a plethora of ideas for me to work out the complete machinations of. Why don't you describe the plan you're thinking of, so that I can explain my reasoning." That seemed like it should cover his bases pretty well, and it wasn't entirely a lie? He certainly had a lot of plans for David, but why would he be hesitant with Demiurge's plan?
"Of course my lord. As you are aware, David is the only being besides yourself that hails from the planet Earth. We have never done any experimentation with resurrection with anyone from Earth in this world because it is simply too risky to potentially lose you. However, if we were to test whether or not David could be resurrected?" Ainz held up his hand to stop Demiurge.
"I had considered this as well Demiurge, but it would reflect badly on the name of Ainz Ooal Gown to ask a newly recruited member to die for us. David is not even currently strong enough that resurrection magic wouldn't simply dissolve him into dust. Losing David is a considerable risk, and while it may be possible to recruit another bard, it might take years for them to obtain the loyalty David possesses towards Nazarick, or the skills necessary to make use of Bragi's lyre. He is quite a unique specimen, and as a collector I dislike destroying potential treasures." There was also the fact that David had never been a player in Yggdrasil, so the rules might work differently. He just wasn't sure he could readily explain to Demiurge that he hadn't been an undead Overlord on Earth, thaaaat might be too dangerous to let Nazarick know about.
"I plan to have him train to become stronger, but I would prefer not to risk resurrection unless it's absolutely necessary."
"Of course Lord Ainz, I suspected as much. Still, if an accident were to occur, it would present us with the opportunity to test whether or not it's even possible for him." Demiurge's words made Ainz feel a bit more nervous for David's safety now.
"Demiurge... You're not planning to murder David behind my back and claim it was an accident are you?" His tone was like a father scolding its child, and Demiurge did seem a touch embarrassed by Ainz's words.
"Of course not my lord! Certainly not after you've expressly asked if I would do such a thing." Ainz barely resisted the urge to facepalm at Demiurge's borderline confession that he had considered doing exactly that. Instead he was staring Demiurge down, making sure he understood his word was absolute.
"That is good, because I am placing his safety in your hands Demiurge. If anything should happen to cause David's untimely demise I will be very disappointed in you. Humans like him are delicate creatures, so I hope you'll make sure there are no accidents." Demiurge's face paled at Ainz's instructions, realizing he'd just been given a rather daunting task, and that David was his responsibility now.
"There's more to this task than simply keeping him safe of course. I want you to keep watch over him so that we can be certain his loyalty is as genuine as it seems. I believe he is genuine, but he is also young and foolish, and I am a cautious man who does not take unnecessary risks. If he has any plans that might bring harm to Nazarick, I'd like to know them." Demiurge nodded, considering Ainz's words carefully. He would need to set up a spying agency of some sort, perhaps use some remote viewing spells to keep an extra eye on him.
"I shall do my utmost my lord, and perhaps with your permission take him under my wing to a certain degree. If his welfare is my responsibility, it seems only natural that I should teach him to survive." Ainz nodded, giving an imperious wave of his hand.
"Whatever you deem necessary, I do trust you Demiurge. But if David dies on your watch, or I find you have mistreated him, the consequences may be quite dire for you. Perform this task well, and I will see you properly rewarded in turn." This caused Demiurge to smile quite fondly at his master.
"You're too kind my lord. Your words of praise are one of the most treasured rewards I could ask for."
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Lupusregina laughed as David hung there on her shoulder like a puppet who's strings had been cut. He was way too much fun to tease, and he was honestly her type too. Men who were worth her time were exceptionally rare, and the supreme one had vouched for him, himself! She closed her bedroom door and then skillfully tossed David across the room and onto her bed where he bounced a few times before getting his bearings.
What about him exactly was to her tastes? Well apart from his obvious admiration for Ainz through his music, the expressions he made really turned her on. His emotions were all over the place, from eager and excited, to nervous and alarmed in the blink of an eye. He was just so easy to get such delicious reactions out of! No one in Nazarick wanted to be her play thing, but David outright volunteered! All for the sake of something she wanted from him anyways!
She kicked her boots up on her desk, leaning back in her chair to relax, resting her arms behind her head, and studying David. What should she have him do first? She'd never had a volunteer to work with before, so having him just strip naked and then torment him to tears with teasing was a pretty appealing prospect. She would almost be tempted to outright torture the scrawny little guy, but she was the only maid in Nazarick who had ever incurred Ainz wrath, and she didn't want to tempt fate. If she overdid it, she might kill him in spite of her healing abilities.
"Err... miss Beta?" David was seated at the edge of her bed, looking like a sad puppy, and she had to stifle another giggle. "What exactly should I-"
"You should wait until I tell you what to do, like a good dog." There was a sadistic gleam in her eyes as she reached into the drawers of her desk for a leash, collar, and whip.
"Dog? But aren't you the werewo-OWWW!" David's protests were cut short by the crack of a whip across his shoulders. Lupusregina licked a small bit of blood off the whip, her sharper teeth showing in her prefatory grin. "Good dogs don't speak out of turn, and bad dogs must be punished. Do you want me to punish you more, or will you be good? Bark once for yes or twice for no."
David looked delightfully baffled and embarrassed, but he slowly nodded as he rubbed his tender shoulder. "Uh... Arf?"
Unfortunately for David, there was no right way to answer that question because saying yes could be interpreted as he wanted more, and saying no could mean he wouldn't be good. If he tried anything else he probably would have gotten worse, but he still received a smart crack against his thigh. "AIII!"
The sadistic maid laughed as she collared David while he was reeling from pain, locking it in place and tugging on the leash so he fell to the floor beside her. "You have such cute little yelps my pet puppy dog. If you've finally learned to behave, let's see you grovel. Lick my boots, *dog*."
Much to her delight, David complied rather enthusiastically, stroking his tongue along the soft leather of her boot and keeping eye contact with her, with those pleading eyes of his. Her grin widened broadly, and she reached down to ruffle his messy hair. "Good boy! Okay, since you've been so well behaved I'll give you a reward."
She brought one boot up behind the other, and began kicking off her boots, letting them fly off and land wherever they might, and then rested her legging clad feet in David's lap. "You can choose, you can either keep licking while my feet are in pantyhose, or I can remove them. What will it be~?"
David a bit like a starving man who had just been given a feast he suspected might be poisoned, torn between digging in and making the most of his reward or bowing his head meekly. He did one of the most adorable things she could have imagined, he timidly raised a hand, making her burst out in laughter as he sat there with her feet on his lap, blushing. "Yes you can ask your question, what is it?"
David sighed with relief and asked with meek hesitation, "Is it okay for me to... um... smell them?"
Lupusregina blinked in surprise, and then burst out laughing so hard people might think she was a hyena rather than a wolf. "You want to smell my feet! That's hysterical! You're such a disgusting masochistic little pervert! Pffft! Hahahaha!" She was slapping her knee, and David was covering his face in embarrassment and shame.
Just when David was about to curl up in a ball, Lupusregina pressed one of her pantyhose clad feet right into his face, gripping his nose between two toes. His eyes went wide as he felt the silky fabric against his face, and she could tell he was overwhelmed by the scent of her foot that had been in her boot all day. "Get a good long smell there my perverted little mutt? Is it everything you ever dreamed of or... oh my... you really are a pervert."
Lupusregina'a surprise came from the fact that David seemed really into this, rubbing his face into her foot and making little playful dog noises as he licked and kissed the toes closest to his mouth. Seeing him lose himself so much in such a humble part of her body was kind of a turn on, as well as the power she held over him. She was starting to feel more heated with every stroke of his tongue, and she eventually brought her other foot up to gently kick him off her foot. "That's quite enough of that! You're slobbering all over my pantyhose!"
He seemed to be panting like a dog as she started to tug off her pantyhose that was wet with his saliva. Much more to her surprise, he had the audacity to pounce her bare feet when she finished taking off her leggings, and began outright sucking on her foot in wild abandon! "D-David!? I said enough! S-Stop that, that tickles!"
Normally she would have gone for her whip, but she was actually rather enjoying his affection without her pantyhose in the way, feeling his tongue twirl and curl around her toes, stroking along the sole of her foot, even using his lips to fondly kiss and caress her flexing foot. She closed her eyes, leaned back, and rubbed her foot along his tongue, biting her lower lip to keep herself from making any lewd noises. She wanted him to keep going, but she didn't want him to know how much she was enjoying him taking the initiative here.
It was when his hands started to roam up from her ankles to he thighs that she remembered he did still need to be punished! He deliberately disobeyed her order to stop, and now was pushing his luck a little too far. She took hold of his earlobes, tugged his face forward, curled her foot inside his mouth, and shoved as much of it she could fit down his throat. The sudden mass in his throat even snapped the collar she put on him right off, the useless accessory falling to the floor.
His eyes widened in fear and horror as he choked on the foot being shoved so deep and roughly in his mouth and throat, his jaw looking like it might dislocate if she went any further. She looked at him with a feral sneer, her toenails scraping inside him, to make his whole body convulse and his throat bleed. "I believe I said to stop, didn't I doggy?"
She finally removed her saliva covered foot from his mouth, wiping her foot on his brand new clothes while he coughed and gagged. "I'm afraid you've been a bad dog David, so I'm going to have to punish you now. What you experienced was just a fraction of what I'm going to do to you next."
He made a rather satisfactory hoarse whimpering noise that was rather pathetic. It was good that he knew where he stood in this instance. "You do seem to be showing some measure of contrition, so I'm going to go with a more fun form of torment... but first?"
Her finger nails became claws and she ripped off his clothing with several swipes, as well as leaving long gashing wounds across the length of his whole body, which of course... made him scream his head off. She licked the blood and bits of flesh off her claws as David writhed naked and bleeding on the floor. "AAAAAAAAAGH! I'M DYING! I'M GOING TO DIE!"
"Oh relax, it's not even deep enough to leave a permanent scar, and I know how to carve up a man so I don't hit any arteries. You won't bleed out, but you'll definitely feel that pain much more than my whip. I didn't say you could touch my thighs now did I? And who was it who failed to stop when I told him to?" David was in tears, curled up and hugging himself, while Lupusregina hovered over his prone and bare form like a vulture.
"My wounds could still get infected! I could still die if-"
"Lesser cure wounds, lesser restoration." The spells washed over David from Lupusregina's hands, like a warm blanket rubbing against his skin and restoring the small straps of flesh that had been carved off of him. It was as if the damage had never happened, but he would certainly remember that pain.
"Now you big baby, it's time we got onto your punishment." David's face went deathly pale, which made the werewolf girl giggle in delight. As she finished licking the blood off her claws, David stammered and protested.
"W-Wait! What would you call that if not a punishment!?"
"Oh that was a punishment alright, but you committed two offenses. Your second punishment might be more fun for you, but also potentially more painful." Lupusregina started digging around in her desk for something, and David looked like he was about to run for the door, getting up and inching his way towards it while her back was turned. "If you leave now, I won't stop you, but you will be naked, and you'll never be welcome in my bedroom again."
Her words caught David in his tracks, and he chewed his lip debating his options. She was grinning ear to ear as she sat at her desk, watching him weigh how badly he wanted to be with her versus the pain she might inflict upon him. Finally he sighed and sat back down in front of her, causing her to reach out and fondly ruffle his hair again. "Good boy. For that, I'll lessen the duration of your second punishment. Now stand up and let me get a good look at you."
He hopped up, putting his hands on his hips, and getting another burst of laughter from the sadistic werewolf girl. "Is that your penis?! Look at how small and cute it is! I bet even Mare has a bigger one! Ahahaha! Ahhh, you poor guy!"
Just as David looked like his knees might buckle and he'd lost all his will and motivation to keep going, she leaned forward and licked his balls, making his eyes widen again and his tiny penis to grow quite a bit more from becoming erect. "There we go! I knew your libido would win against my teasing. You have such great expressions on your face I can't possibly resist. Mmm... just as I can't resist this."
The bard let out a sharp gasp when Lupusregina slurped his cock between her lips and sucked on it like she thought it was truly delicious... which she did think as a matter of fact. There weren't that many men in Nazarick for her to sleep with, and she rarely tormented her prey like this. Most of what she knew was from raunchy tales told by the other maids, some of the thoughts and feelings of the supreme beings that created her, and her own fantasies.
She bobbed her head up and down, her lips dragging along the length of his shaft with each movement, and her tongue flickering along the underside. He was groaning loudly as she slurped and sucked, and despite how much she was enjoying the taste of a man, she was almost certain David was enjoying this more. Which begged the question, how was this a punishment? That was made much more abundantly clear when she bought out what she'd been searching for in her desk and strapped it around his fully erect penis.
"And there we go! Now you won't be able to orgasm until I do." She grinned rather smugly at David's dick, which was still twitching and eager.
"You mean... you're going to blue ball me?!" His face paled again, and she laughed wickedly, giving his balls a playful tap. "I suppose that depends on how excited you get, doesn't it? Now then..."
She snapped her fingers and her maid uniform disappeared in a flash, leaving her seated naked in her chair in front of him. She wasn't even wearing any headwear so her fluffy red wolf ears were visible on top of her head. "Let's take this to the bed, shall we?"
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Demiurge had last seen David walking with Sebas, and he didn't particularly want to ask *that* man for any favors. It wasn't that he didn't trust Sebas, but he didn't like him very much and the idea of asking for his assistance put a bad taste in his mouth. Instead he went to the cafeteria since he seemed to recall that was where the bard had been heading with the butler. If anything he was hoping that he'd just find David stuffing his face like some sort of glutton since then he'd know of yet one more way to motivate the little human. He wasn't that lucky as he walked into the Cafeteria to the squeals of surprise and admiration from the maids there who got to lay eyes on the VIP floor guardian. He scanned the room trying to find someone who might have the information he was looking for when CZ approached him.
"Ah, excellent timing Shizu. I was wondering if by any chance you had seen David in here recently? Lord Ainz had asked me to look out for him, and I was hoping to speak with him." The robotic maid looked up at him with a blank expression on her face as was typical for her, but the words that left her mouth were not what he expected to hear. "He's having sex with Lupisregina."
"... He's what?!" Demiurge looked slightly horrified for a plethora of reasons, not the least bit of which was how bluntly and calmly CZ Delta had delivered that statement. He ran down the hall out of the cafeteria towards Lupisregina's quarters hoping that he wasn't too late to stop something that could have disastrous consequences for him and all of Nazarick! He had started up his farms because he hadn't wanted to conduct these activities on the premises of Nazarick for a reason! It might be that if a new being was conceived within the halls of Nazarick it might go over the guild's allotment of NPCs. If David got her pregnant it could be disastrous, but even if he didn't Lupisregina was hardly gentle! He'd been tasked with protecting the little idiot, and if he got himself killed because neither one of them could curb their libido he'd strangle somebody! Last but not least there was the possibility that if Lupisregina bit him it might transform David into a werewolf, which would lead to yet another slew of problems!
His shoes made a screeching sound on the pristine floors of Nazarick as he came to a halt at the sound of loud moans coming from Lupisregina's chambers. He inwardly groaned knowing what those sounds meant, but he adjusted his tie and curtly knocked on the maid's door anyways. "Lupisregina Beta, it's Demiurge. I'm coming in."
This had given the werewolf girl just enough time even in the throes of passion to pick up the bedsheet and cover her nudity along with David's. She wasn't particularly modest in the first place, but she did have a sort of guilty look on her face like she knew she probably was in trouble. David looked rather pitiful beneath the werewolf girl, as if he were in pain and trying his best to endure it while looking casual. Lupisregina was rubbing the back of her head in embarrassment with her free hand, and smiling and blushing awkwardly as she finally spoke up. "Yoooo... Demiurge? How's it going?"
Demiurge merely facepalmed with a sigh. "Lupisregina? Just what do you think you're doing?"
The impish giggle from the girl just infuriated Demiurge a little, but he tried to contain his vitriol by reminding himself this was how the Supreme Beings had made her too. "Well right now I'm talking to you, but before you interrupted us we were-"
"Yes I'm well aware of what you were doing, but do you really think it's appropriate for a servant of the supreme one to disregard her master's orders so blatantly?" Her face paled and she looked deathly afraid and it was David who came to the maid's rescue from beneath her.
"It wasn't her fault Demiurge! I asked her to!" Both of them looked at him with a bit of surprise, and Demiurge just sighed with another facepalm. "Yes well as comforting as it is to know you're both idiots who consented to this, have either of you thought of the long term consequences of this for you and Nazarick?"
Both Lupisregina and David looked confused and Demiurge sighed again, bowing his head further in frustration at needing to explain these things to them. "If your actions lead to Lupisregina getting pregnant, it might not only incapacitate one of our most essential assets at a critical moment, Lupisregina might have killed you in the heat of passion. It's not unheard of for werewolves to lose their control in the heat of the moment so it's impressive that you've gotten away without any bites or scratches.
Both of them looked away awkwardly as neither one had actually thought that far ahead just as Demiurge had suspected. "Right... David will you please come with me?"
Lupisregina looked down at David with a hint of regret, planting an affectionate little kiss on his lips and throwing him a wink. "Maybe someday, eh tiger? Here let me get this for you."
She thought she was doing him a favor by ending this in such an affectionate way. He'd been pretty good for her first lover outside of Nazarick and she had really wanted to spend a bit more time playing with him but it seemed it wasn't meant to be. What she hadn't expected was that when she was untying the knot she'd put on David's cock, he shouted "WAIT! DON'T DO THA-" Unfortunately his words were spoken just a second late and her eyes widened as she felt the man beneath her orgasm deep inside of her.
"Uh... oops?" Was all Lupisregina could say as David covered his face with both hands in embarrassment and Demiurge stood there with his jaw dropped in horror.
"Please don't mind her David, she can be like this sometimes." David wasn't sure what to think, but as was the misfortune of his age, species, and gender, he let his libido do the thinking for him in that moment. Lupusregina was the hottest single woman in Nazarick as far as David was concerned, and he'd put up with torture if it meant she'd call him a cutie!
"It's no trouble, I like that about her! If anything, I'd like to become much closer friends with her!" CZ raised a mechanical eyebrow, while Lupusregina smiled quite wickedly. The look on the werewolf's face was one part arousing, and one part terrifying. It was like the look of a huntress that just spotted its prey.
"Interesting. You know, if you're seriously interested in me, I could invite you to my room later." David's eyes bulged, and his face lit up with embarrassment at such a bold proposition. Was this really happening!? The Lupusregina interested in him!? His fantasies were suddenly dashed to pieces by her laughter, her fist pounding the table in a fit of glee.
"Oh he really is interested CZ! That's adorable! Ahahaha! Oh man, did you see his face!? He totally-OW!" Once again Lupusregina received a smack from the cyborg maid, and this time David was feeling less sympathetic. Of course she had been teasing and toying with him, that's exactly what Lupusregina Beta did with humans. He should have learned from her time in Carne Village.
"David is a trusted ally of Nazarick, remember? Those were the very words of our master. It's rude to make fun of him." CZ was glaring at her fellow maid, but Lupusregina was still laughing and smiling brightly, even while rubbing the back of her head.
"Aww, don't be like that you two! I said could remember? That didn't mean I was offering. I wasn't exactly making fun of him either, more like... I was testing him to see if he could handle me. I'm the kind of girl who gets a bit rough with her toys, and our cutie here looks like he'd snap from just an errant pounce. So I wanted to see if he was made of sturdier stuff emotionally." CZ despite being a cyborg with very little emotions looked disgusted, while David actually did manage to smile.
"You know what miss Lupusregina Beta? I might be a bit twiggy like you said, but you might be surprised how sturdy I really am. I probably wouldn't mind you breaking a few of my bones if it meant getting that invitation for real." That statement took both maids by surprise, with CZ's disgusted look turned towards him now, and Lupusregina grinning that evil grin of a cat cornering a mouse. CZ stood up at this point, getting ready to leave their table.
"David, if you wish to bring suffering upon yourself I won't stop you, but I'd prefer not to hear the details any further." As CZ delta was about to leave, Lupusregina grabbed her wrist with a pout.
"Aww, sit back down CZ! David and I can flirt later, but you promised you'd back me up for this, remember?" CZ seemed to hesitate for a moment, and then reluctantly sat back down. David was a bit confused by what they meant by this, but figured maybe he'd find out.
"So David! CZ and I were really impressed by that song about Lord Ainz! It's so rare to find humans who can appreciate how awesome he is, and your song was seriously badass! It's no wonder Lord Ainz has invited you to stay on with us full time! I'm dying to hear you play that again!" David was shocked to hear such kind praise from Lupusregina, particularly when he knew she was a sadist who tended to view humans more like toys. He knew Ainz had told everyone to treat him like a trusted member of Nazarick, but was she really willing to overlook his humanity so fast? Or was she teasing him again?
"I agree. I do not know much about music, but I found yours to be pleasing. Your way with words and your use of a death knight choir were inspiring. It was a tribute to our lord that I am certain all of Nazarick would enjoy." CZ's praise was slightly less surprising since he heard of her friendship with the archer in the holy kingdom. She still had rather dampened emotions thanks to being a cyborg, so he was a little surprised his music had such an effect on her, but the subject material probably helped with that.
"Wow... thank you ladies! I'll admit, I'm pretty thrilled to have you like it so much! It came out even better than I'd hoped, and I'm already planning on working on another song soon." No sooner had he finished saying it, did Lupusregina lean closer into his personal space with her eyes sparkling.
"REALLY!? What's the next one going to be about!? Ainz!? The other supreme beings!? The floor guardians!? Come on! Tell me, tell me, tell me!" Despite Lupusregina's enthusiasm, CZ Delta was not intervening with a whack to the werewolf girl anymore. It seemed she'd washed her hands of protecting him from her, which honestly? He was pretty okay with Lupusregina being all over him. This girl had a body that made him downright dizzy, and she seemed rather lax in preventing said body from pressing up against him in a myriad of interesting ways, as she tried to get information out of him.
"Well honestly? I was thinking my next song might be about the Pleiades." This seemed to make both maids quite interested, and even CZ was getting into his personal space, excitement overcoming them both.
"Please let me serve as inspiration for your work. It would be my greatest honor to bring glory to Ainz Ooal Gown." CZ had taken hold of his hand which was embarrassing enough, but then Lupusregina also chimed in. "Me too! Me too! I want my own verse!"
David didn't want to, but he was feeling a bit too crowded and overheated, so he pushed both women back off of him just a little bit. He loved that he basically had adoring fans, especially VIP fans like these two, but he could only handle so much at once. "Ladies please! I promise it will be suitably epic, but you'll drive me to an early grave before I can finish if you come at me all at once like that."
CZ nodded and sat back down, but Lupusregina was chuckling, giving David a playful smile, while still clinging to him. "Where's the David who's ready to risk a few broken bones for the sake of being invited to my bedroom, hmm? What's a little smothering between friends?"
David could scarcely control himself with just how brazen this girl was! He was this close to throwing caution to the wind, and trying to kiss her and risk a pulverization if she didn't want it. But he was just barely sane and rational enough to realize he was still in the cafeteria, and it would be inappropriate to make such a scene. "Who was it who said she'd only said could? Are you changing your tune now cute stuff? Do you plan to sweep me off my feet and whisk me away to your boudoir? Because I see little reason to indulge you otherwise."
David was taking the chance to tease her right back, thinking he'd finally one upped her at her own game. How very wrong she proved he was. With the strength of the monster that she was, she hoisted David up off his seat, and had him bodily draped over one shoulder like a sack of potatoes, his arms and legs dangling in midair. "Well you heard the man! I'll see you all later everybody, I'm gonna go break in the new guy."
David's dignity was shot with just that one action. This was possibly the least manly moment of his life, and CZ wouldn't even turn her head to look at the two of them. "Now wait a minute, you don't have to-"
"You're the one who laid down the ground rules, I'm just following them~! You never specified how I swept you off your feet, so you don't get to complain." Lupusregina was all smiles as she started to walk away from their table with David in tow.
"CZ? Can't you talk some sense into her? I haven't even eaten yet!" David looked pleadingly at the cyborg's back, but she merely waved him off.
"I warned you about her, but you ignored my warnings. You're on your own now." He supposed she did have a point, but this was so humiliating! Everyone was watching, tons of the maids were laughing at him, and Lupusregina was even groping his butt in public! He might have expected this kind of behavior from Gagaran of Blue Rose, but not Lupusregina!
"Don't worry David, I'll take very good care of you." That last bit was said with low tones that made him gulp, blush, and made a tent in his pants that Lupusregina noticed.
"HAHAHA! Ahhh, you're going to be so much fun to tease if you get turned on that easily!"
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"Lord Ainz, I know you have your heart set on letting David stay in Nazarick and making use of his bardic talents, but might I offer you a suggestion?" Ainz had asked to meet with Demiurge privately because he felt the demon was the most objective when it came to assessing David, not only as an ally, but a potential threat. All that being said, David seemed like a pretty trustworthy young man, so Demiurge's words disturbed him slightly.
"Is there a problem Demiurge? Do you perhaps object to David joining Nazarick?" Ainz templed his fingers before him as he sat at his desk, and Demiurge smiled shaking his head, which gave Ainz an inward bout of relief.
"Not at all my lord, and I apologize if my tone in any way suggested I doubted your wisdom. On the contrary, I think that David may be the source for yet another opportunity. One that you may have already considered, but you might be more hesitant to implement." Ainz... was lost. What the hell was Demiurge up to now!? Should he be worried? Well he was pretty sure he knew one way to get answers.
"As you well know Demiurge, I am a man of countless plans, and David has provided me with a plethora of ideas for me to work out the complete machinations of. Why don't you describe the plan you're thinking of, so that I can explain my reasoning." That seemed like it should cover his bases pretty well, and it wasn't entirely a lie? He certainly had a lot of plans for David, but why would he be hesitant with Demiurge's plan?
"Of course my lord. As you are aware, David is the only being besides yourself that hails from the planet Earth. We have never done any experimentation with resurrection with anyone from Earth in this world because it is simply too risky to potentially lose you. However, if we were to test whether or not David could be resurrected?" Ainz held up his hand to stop Demiurge.
"I had considered this as well Demiurge, but it would reflect badly on the name of Ainz Ooal Gown to ask a newly recruited member to die for us. David is not even currently strong enough that resurrection magic wouldn't simply dissolve him into dust. Losing David is a considerable risk, and while it may be possible to recruit another bard, it might take years for them to obtain the loyalty David possesses towards Nazarick, or the skills necessary to make use of Bragi's lyre. He is quite a unique specimen, and as a collector I dislike destroying potential treasures." There was also the fact that David had never been a player in Yggdrasil, so the rules might work differently. He just wasn't sure he could readily explain to Demiurge that he hadn't been an undead Overlord on Earth, thaaaat might be too dangerous to let Nazarick know about.
"I plan to have him train to become stronger, but I would prefer not to risk resurrection unless it's absolutely necessary."
"Of course Lord Ainz, I suspected as much. Still, if an accident were to occur, it would present us with the opportunity to test whether or not it's even possible for him." Demiurge's words made Ainz feel a bit more nervous for David's safety now.
"Demiurge... You're not planning to murder David behind my back and claim it was an accident are you?" His tone was like a father scolding its child, and Demiurge did seem a touch embarrassed by Ainz's words.
"Of course not my lord! Certainly not after you've expressly asked if I would do such a thing." Ainz barely resisted the urge to facepalm at Demiurge's borderline confession that he had considered doing exactly that. Instead he was staring Demiurge down, making sure he understood his word was absolute.
"That is good, because I am placing his safety in your hands Demiurge. If anything should happen to cause David's untimely demise I will be very disappointed in you. Humans like him are delicate creatures, so I hope you'll make sure there are no accidents." Demiurge's face paled at Ainz's instructions, realizing he'd just been given a rather daunting task, and that David was his responsibility now.
"There's more to this task than simply keeping him safe of course. I want you to keep watch over him so that we can be certain his loyalty is as genuine as it seems. I believe he is genuine, but he is also young and foolish, and I am a cautious man who does not take unnecessary risks. If he has any plans that might bring harm to Nazarick, I'd like to know them." Demiurge nodded, considering Ainz's words carefully. He would need to set up a spying agency of some sort, perhaps use some remote viewing spells to keep an extra eye on him.
"I shall do my utmost my lord, and perhaps with your permission take him under my wing to a certain degree. If his welfare is my responsibility, it seems only natural that I should teach him to survive." Ainz nodded, giving an imperious wave of his hand.
"Whatever you deem necessary, I do trust you Demiurge. But if David dies on your watch, or I find you have mistreated him, the consequences may be quite dire for you. Perform this task well, and I will see you properly rewarded in turn." This caused Demiurge to smile quite fondly at his master.
"You're too kind my lord. Your words of praise are one of the most treasured rewards I could ask for."
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Lupusregina laughed as David hung there on her shoulder like a puppet who's strings had been cut. He was way too much fun to tease, and he was honestly her type too. Men who were worth her time were exceptionally rare, and the supreme one had vouched for him, himself! She closed her bedroom door and then skillfully tossed David across the room and onto her bed where he bounced a few times before getting his bearings.
What about him exactly was to her tastes? Well apart from his obvious admiration for Ainz through his music, the expressions he made really turned her on. His emotions were all over the place, from eager and excited, to nervous and alarmed in the blink of an eye. He was just so easy to get such delicious reactions out of! No one in Nazarick wanted to be her play thing, but David outright volunteered! All for the sake of something she wanted from him anyways!
She kicked her boots up on her desk, leaning back in her chair to relax, resting her arms behind her head, and studying David. What should she have him do first? She'd never had a volunteer to work with before, so having him just strip naked and then torment him to tears with teasing was a pretty appealing prospect. She would almost be tempted to outright torture the scrawny little guy, but she was the only maid in Nazarick who had ever incurred Ainz wrath, and she didn't want to tempt fate. If she overdid it, she might kill him in spite of her healing abilities.
"Err... miss Beta?" David was seated at the edge of her bed, looking like a sad puppy, and she had to stifle another giggle. "What exactly should I-"
"You should wait until I tell you what to do, like a good dog." There was a sadistic gleam in her eyes as she reached into the drawers of her desk for a leash, collar, and whip.
"Dog? But aren't you the werewo-OWWW!" David's protests were cut short by the crack of a whip across his shoulders. Lupusregina licked a small bit of blood off the whip, her sharper teeth showing in her prefatory grin. "Good dogs don't speak out of turn, and bad dogs must be punished. Do you want me to punish you more, or will you be good? Bark once for yes or twice for no."
David looked delightfully baffled and embarrassed, but he slowly nodded as he rubbed his tender shoulder. "Uh... Arf?"
Unfortunately for David, there was no right way to answer that question because saying yes could be interpreted as he wanted more, and saying no could mean he wouldn't be good. If he tried anything else he probably would have gotten worse, but he still received a smart crack against his thigh. "AIII!"
The sadistic maid laughed as she collared David while he was reeling from pain, locking it in place and tugging on the leash so he fell to the floor beside her. "You have such cute little yelps my pet puppy dog. If you've finally learned to behave, let's see you grovel. Lick my boots, *dog*."
Much to her delight, David complied rather enthusiastically, stroking his tongue along the soft leather of her boot and keeping eye contact with her, with those pleading eyes of his. Her grin widened broadly, and she reached down to ruffle his messy hair. "Good boy! Okay, since you've been so well behaved I'll give you a reward."
She brought one boot up behind the other, and began kicking off her boots, letting them fly off and land wherever they might, and then rested her legging clad feet in David's lap. "You can choose, you can either keep licking while my feet are in pantyhose, or I can remove them. What will it be~?"
David a bit like a starving man who had just been given a feast he suspected might be poisoned, torn between digging in and making the most of his reward or bowing his head meekly. He did one of the most adorable things she could have imagined, he timidly raised a hand, making her burst out in laughter as he sat there with her feet on his lap, blushing. "Yes you can ask your question, what is it?"
David sighed with relief and asked with meek hesitation, "Is it okay for me to... um... smell them?"
Lupusregina blinked in surprise, and then burst out laughing so hard people might think she was a hyena rather than a wolf. "You want to smell my feet! That's hysterical! You're such a disgusting masochistic little pervert! Pffft! Hahahaha!" She was slapping her knee, and David was covering his face in embarrassment and shame.
Just when David was about to curl up in a ball, Lupusregina pressed one of her pantyhose clad feet right into his face, gripping his nose between two toes. His eyes went wide as he felt the silky fabric against his face, and she could tell he was overwhelmed by the scent of her foot that had been in her boot all day. "Get a good long smell there my perverted little mutt? Is it everything you ever dreamed of or... oh my... you really are a pervert."
Lupusregina'a surprise came from the fact that David seemed really into this, rubbing his face into her foot and making little playful dog noises as he licked and kissed the toes closest to his mouth. Seeing him lose himself so much in such a humble part of her body was kind of a turn on, as well as the power she held over him. She was starting to feel more heated with every stroke of his tongue, and she eventually brought her other foot up to gently kick him off her foot. "That's quite enough of that! You're slobbering all over my pantyhose!"
He seemed to be panting like a dog as she started to tug off her pantyhose that was wet with his saliva. Much more to her surprise, he had the audacity to pounce her bare feet when she finished taking off her leggings, and began outright sucking on her foot in wild abandon! "D-David!? I said enough! S-Stop that, that tickles!"
Normally she would have gone for her whip, but she was actually rather enjoying his affection without her pantyhose in the way, feeling his tongue twirl and curl around her toes, stroking along the sole of her foot, even using his lips to fondly kiss and caress her flexing foot. She closed her eyes, leaned back, and rubbed her foot along his tongue, biting her lower lip to keep herself from making any lewd noises. She wanted him to keep going, but she didn't want him to know how much she was enjoying him taking the initiative here.
It was when his hands started to roam up from her ankles to he thighs that she remembered he did still need to be punished! He deliberately disobeyed her order to stop, and now was pushing his luck a little too far. She took hold of his earlobes, tugged his face forward, curled her foot inside his mouth, and shoved as much of it she could fit down his throat. The sudden mass in his throat even snapped the collar she put on him right off, the useless accessory falling to the floor.
His eyes widened in fear and horror as he choked on the foot being shoved so deep and roughly in his mouth and throat, his jaw looking like it might dislocate if she went any further. She looked at him with a feral sneer, her toenails scraping inside him, to make his whole body convulse and his throat bleed. "I believe I said to stop, didn't I doggy?"
She finally removed her saliva covered foot from his mouth, wiping her foot on his brand new clothes while he coughed and gagged. "I'm afraid you've been a bad dog David, so I'm going to have to punish you now. What you experienced was just a fraction of what I'm going to do to you next."
He made a rather satisfactory hoarse whimpering noise that was rather pathetic. It was good that he knew where he stood in this instance. "You do seem to be showing some measure of contrition, so I'm going to go with a more fun form of torment... but first?"
Her finger nails became claws and she ripped off his clothing with several swipes, as well as leaving long gashing wounds across the length of his whole body, which of course... made him scream his head off. She licked the blood and bits of flesh off her claws as David writhed naked and bleeding on the floor. "AAAAAAAAAGH! I'M DYING! I'M GOING TO DIE!"
"Oh relax, it's not even deep enough to leave a permanent scar, and I know how to carve up a man so I don't hit any arteries. You won't bleed out, but you'll definitely feel that pain much more than my whip. I didn't say you could touch my thighs now did I? And who was it who failed to stop when I told him to?" David was in tears, curled up and hugging himself, while Lupusregina hovered over his prone and bare form like a vulture.
"My wounds could still get infected! I could still die if-"
"Lesser cure wounds, lesser restoration." The spells washed over David from Lupusregina's hands, like a warm blanket rubbing against his skin and restoring the small straps of flesh that had been carved off of him. It was as if the damage had never happened, but he would certainly remember that pain.
"Now you big baby, it's time we got onto your punishment." David's face went deathly pale, which made the werewolf girl giggle in delight. As she finished licking the blood off her claws, David stammered and protested.
"W-Wait! What would you call that if not a punishment!?"
"Oh that was a punishment alright, but you committed two offenses. Your second punishment might be more fun for you, but also potentially more painful." Lupusregina started digging around in her desk for something, and David looked like he was about to run for the door, getting up and inching his way towards it while her back was turned. "If you leave now, I won't stop you, but you will be naked, and you'll never be welcome in my bedroom again."
Her words caught David in his tracks, and he chewed his lip debating his options. She was grinning ear to ear as she sat at her desk, watching him weigh how badly he wanted to be with her versus the pain she might inflict upon him. Finally he sighed and sat back down in front of her, causing her to reach out and fondly ruffle his hair again. "Good boy. For that, I'll lessen the duration of your second punishment. Now stand up and let me get a good look at you."
He hopped up, putting his hands on his hips, and getting another burst of laughter from the sadistic werewolf girl. "Is that your penis?! Look at how small and cute it is! I bet even Mare has a bigger one! Ahahaha! Ahhh, you poor guy!"
Just as David looked like his knees might buckle and he'd lost all his will and motivation to keep going, she leaned forward and licked his balls, making his eyes widen again and his tiny penis to grow quite a bit more from becoming erect. "There we go! I knew your libido would win against my teasing. You have such great expressions on your face I can't possibly resist. Mmm... just as I can't resist this."
The bard let out a sharp gasp when Lupusregina slurped his cock between her lips and sucked on it like she thought it was truly delicious... which she did think as a matter of fact. There weren't that many men in Nazarick for her to sleep with, and she rarely tormented her prey like this. Most of what she knew was from raunchy tales told by the other maids, some of the thoughts and feelings of the supreme beings that created her, and her own fantasies.
She bobbed her head up and down, her lips dragging along the length of his shaft with each movement, and her tongue flickering along the underside. He was groaning loudly as she slurped and sucked, and despite how much she was enjoying the taste of a man, she was almost certain David was enjoying this more. Which begged the question, how was this a punishment? That was made much more abundantly clear when she bought out what she'd been searching for in her desk and strapped it around his fully erect penis.
"And there we go! Now you won't be able to orgasm until I do." She grinned rather smugly at David's dick, which was still twitching and eager.
"You mean... you're going to blue ball me?!" His face paled again, and she laughed wickedly, giving his balls a playful tap. "I suppose that depends on how excited you get, doesn't it? Now then..."
She snapped her fingers and her maid uniform disappeared in a flash, leaving her seated naked in her chair in front of him. She wasn't even wearing any headwear so her fluffy red wolf ears were visible on top of her head. "Let's take this to the bed, shall we?"
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Demiurge had last seen David walking with Sebas, and he didn't particularly want to ask *that* man for any favors. It wasn't that he didn't trust Sebas, but he didn't like him very much and the idea of asking for his assistance put a bad taste in his mouth. Instead he went to the cafeteria since he seemed to recall that was where the bard had been heading with the butler. If anything he was hoping that he'd just find David stuffing his face like some sort of glutton since then he'd know of yet one more way to motivate the little human. He wasn't that lucky as he walked into the Cafeteria to the squeals of surprise and admiration from the maids there who got to lay eyes on the VIP floor guardian. He scanned the room trying to find someone who might have the information he was looking for when CZ approached him.
"Ah, excellent timing Shizu. I was wondering if by any chance you had seen David in here recently? Lord Ainz had asked me to look out for him, and I was hoping to speak with him." The robotic maid looked up at him with a blank expression on her face as was typical for her, but the words that left her mouth were not what he expected to hear. "He's having sex with Lupisregina."
"... He's what?!" Demiurge looked slightly horrified for a plethora of reasons, not the least bit of which was how bluntly and calmly CZ Delta had delivered that statement. He ran down the hall out of the cafeteria towards Lupisregina's quarters hoping that he wasn't too late to stop something that could have disastrous consequences for him and all of Nazarick! He had started up his farms because he hadn't wanted to conduct these activities on the premises of Nazarick for a reason! It might be that if a new being was conceived within the halls of Nazarick it might go over the guild's allotment of NPCs. If David got her pregnant it could be disastrous, but even if he didn't Lupisregina was hardly gentle! He'd been tasked with protecting the little idiot, and if he got himself killed because neither one of them could curb their libido he'd strangle somebody! Last but not least there was the possibility that if Lupisregina bit him it might transform David into a werewolf, which would lead to yet another slew of problems!
His shoes made a screeching sound on the pristine floors of Nazarick as he came to a halt at the sound of loud moans coming from Lupisregina's chambers. He inwardly groaned knowing what those sounds meant, but he adjusted his tie and curtly knocked on the maid's door anyways. "Lupisregina Beta, it's Demiurge. I'm coming in."
This had given the werewolf girl just enough time even in the throes of passion to pick up the bedsheet and cover her nudity along with David's. She wasn't particularly modest in the first place, but she did have a sort of guilty look on her face like she knew she probably was in trouble. David looked rather pitiful beneath the werewolf girl, as if he were in pain and trying his best to endure it while looking casual. Lupisregina was rubbing the back of her head in embarrassment with her free hand, and smiling and blushing awkwardly as she finally spoke up. "Yoooo... Demiurge? How's it going?"
Demiurge merely facepalmed with a sigh. "Lupisregina? Just what do you think you're doing?"
The impish giggle from the girl just infuriated Demiurge a little, but he tried to contain his vitriol by reminding himself this was how the Supreme Beings had made her too. "Well right now I'm talking to you, but before you interrupted us we were-"
"Yes I'm well aware of what you were doing, but do you really think it's appropriate for a servant of the supreme one to disregard her master's orders so blatantly?" Her face paled and she looked deathly afraid and it was David who came to the maid's rescue from beneath her.
"It wasn't her fault Demiurge! I asked her to!" Both of them looked at him with a bit of surprise, and Demiurge just sighed with another facepalm. "Yes well as comforting as it is to know you're both idiots who consented to this, have either of you thought of the long term consequences of this for you and Nazarick?"
Both Lupisregina and David looked confused and Demiurge sighed again, bowing his head further in frustration at needing to explain these things to them. "If your actions lead to Lupisregina getting pregnant, it might not only incapacitate one of our most essential assets at a critical moment, Lupisregina might have killed you in the heat of passion. It's not unheard of for werewolves to lose their control in the heat of the moment so it's impressive that you've gotten away without any bites or scratches.
Both of them looked away awkwardly as neither one had actually thought that far ahead just as Demiurge had suspected. "Right... David will you please come with me?"
Lupisregina looked down at David with a hint of regret, planting an affectionate little kiss on his lips and throwing him a wink. "Maybe someday, eh tiger? Here let me get this for you."
She thought she was doing him a favor by ending this in such an affectionate way. He'd been pretty good for her first lover outside of Nazarick and she had really wanted to spend a bit more time playing with him but it seemed it wasn't meant to be. What she hadn't expected was that when she was untying the knot she'd put on David's cock, he shouted "WAIT! DON'T DO THA-" Unfortunately his words were spoken just a second late and her eyes widened as she felt the man beneath her orgasm deep inside of her.
"Uh... oops?" Was all Lupisregina could say as David covered his face with both hands in embarrassment and Demiurge stood there with his jaw dropped in horror.